Other Awesome Cards

• You seem a little tense.
• Let's chat about this some other time when you've brushed your teeth.
• Your whistling is not as pretty as you think it is.
• Thanks for not coming to work this week. I enjoyed doing both of our jobs.
• Thank you for that exceedingly long explanation of which I retained little.
• Using big words around me makes me feel like you're an ass.
• I'm tired of looking at your butt crack.
• I don't buy your accent.