Other Awesome Cards

• Thank you for forcing me to try disgusting new food.
• Thanks for driving my drunk ass home. Wanna do it again next week?
• Your whistling is not as pretty as you think it is.
• Let's chat about this some other time when you've brushed your teeth.
• Our semi-flirtatious chat was the highlight of my weekend.
• Thanks for not coming to work this week. I enjoyed doing both of our jobs.
• You seem a little tense.
• Thanks for sharing your STD with me!
• Our study session was very satisfying.