Thanks for sharing me with your hot friends
Created by Tiki Guy

Just because I was a douche bag doesn't mean I don't want to fuck other chicks
Created by Tiki Guy

I may have been a douche but you still love me because you have low self esteem
Created by Tiki Guy

Papi Duro chillin'
Created by Donna Boulton

Fuck you for vomiting in a public pool.
Created by Eric
Rating: 8 | 1 votes

Sorry to hear you got busted selling alcohol to minors
Created by Mike D
Rating: 8.5 | 2 votes

Happy 4/20! Love, Mom
Created by sherri
Rating: 8 | 1 votes

You smell like an ashtray.
Created by Stacey

If you get any fatter, you're gonna need another scale.
Created by Stacey

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Created by Stacey
Rating: 8 | 2 votes