Other Awesome Cards

• When you sing, it sounds like an ugly person frowning.
• I bet you have a racecar bed.
• Chess club in the house!
• Thanks for sharing your STD with me!
• It's taco night!
• High five!
• I'm sorry your ankle sprains so easily.
• Seize the nap.
• Thank you for not showing up! It was delightful to be in your absence.
• That walker really becomes you.