Other Awesome Cards

• I'd like to slap your balls with a wooden spoon.
• Come at me, brony.
• Thanks for not coming to work this week. I enjoyed doing both of our jobs.
• Sometimes I just want to shoot you.
• I could just eat you up!
• Let's get trashed and do gay stuff.
• I want to touch your wiener.
• Care for a motorboat?
• Fuck you if you don't like cheese.
• I got us some lube.