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"If you were a musical instrument, you would be the douche bag pipes."
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Deep, deep thoughts, Hints / Reality Checks, Thinking of You
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"If you were a musical instrument, you would be the douche bag pipes."
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Deep, deep thoughts, Hints / Reality Checks, Thinking of You
Sometimes I just want to shoot you.
Fuck you if you don't like cheese.
Let's get trashed and do gay stuff.
I got us some lube.
I could just eat you up!
Care for a motorboat?
I want to touch your wiener.
Come at me, brony.
Your glasses are your best feature.
wrigleygumyum says
Sep 14, 11:05am
and you'd probaby be playing hot cross buns or something.