Other Awesome Cards

• Thanks for not coming to work this week. I enjoyed doing both of our jobs.
• Our study session was very satisfying.
• When you sing, it sounds like an ugly person frowning.
• High five!
• Thanks for sharing your STD with me!
• Thank you for forcing me to try disgusting new food.
• Thanks for driving my drunk ass home. Wanna do it again next week?
• Our semi-flirtatious chat was the highlight of my weekend.
• Seize the nap.
• That walker really becomes you.