Other Awesome Cards

• Our semi-flirtatious chat was the highlight of my weekend.
• Thanks for sharing your STD with me!
• Thanks for not thanking me. You are so not welcome.
• Our study session was very satisfying.
• Thank you for not showing up! It was delightful to be in your absence.
• Thanks for not coming to work this week. I enjoyed doing both of our jobs.
• Thank you for that exceedingly long explanation of which I retained little.
• Thanks for driving my drunk ass home. Wanna do it again next week?
• Your bad directions made my trip an adventure.
• Thank you for forcing me to try disgusting new food.