Other Awesome Cards

• When you sing, it sounds like an ugly person frowning.
• Your glasses are your best feature.
• Using filters does not make you a photographer.
• Sorry we can't be friends because you're a dickhead.
• Your cellulite makes me hungry.
• Your farmer's tan is showing.
• I want to touch your wiener.
• Your whistling is not as pretty as you think it is.
• Congratulations on finally cutting your mullet!
• If your penis were any smaller, it would be a penisn't