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"Hi. Just wanted to remind you that my birthday is coming up and I still like money."
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Birthday / Aging, Hints / Reality Checks, Thinking of You
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"Hi. Just wanted to remind you that my birthday is coming up and I still like money."
Categories
Birthday / Aging, Hints / Reality Checks, Thinking of You
I want to touch your wiener.
I got us some lube.
Sometimes I just want to shoot you.
Come at me, brony.
Let's get trashed and do gay stuff.
My birthday suit is all business.
Fuck you if you don't like cheese.
I hope your colonoscopy goes penetratingly well.
Your glasses are your best feature.
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