Other Awesome Cards

• When you sing, it sounds like an ugly person frowning.
• What's the square root of a bicycle?
• High five!
• If your penis were any smaller, it would be a penisn't
• I wear my sunglasses at night because the sun never sets on being a badass.
• What if cows were lesbians?
• Speeding is fun and exciting.
• Seize the nap.
• It's taco night!
• That walker really becomes you.