Other Awesome Cards

• I want to touch your wiener.
• If your penis were any smaller, it would be a penisn't
• Thank you for forcing me to try disgusting new food.
• Speeding is fun and exciting.
• What's the square root of a bicycle?
• Your cellulite makes me hungry.
• Give me those cookies.
• I could just eat you up!
• I wear my sunglasses at night because the sun never sets on being a badass.
• Fuck you if you don't like cheese.