Other Awesome Cards

• I'm tired of looking at your butt crack.
• Your whistling is not as pretty as you think it is.
• Sorry we can't be friends because you're a dickhead.
• When you sing, it sounds like an ugly person frowning.
• Congratulations on finally cutting your mullet!
• I want to touch your wiener.
• Your farmer's tan is showing.
• If your penis were any smaller, it would be a penisn't
• Your cellulite makes me hungry.
• Your glasses are your best feature.