Other Awesome Cards

• What if cows were lesbians?
• I'm a musician.
• Indecision is kind of my thing.
• Speeding is fun and exciting.
• I wear my sunglasses at night because the sun never sets on being a badass.
• If your penis were any smaller, it would be a penisn't
• What's the square root of a bicycle?
• You're like twice as smart as pudding.
• Powdered donuts taste like magic.