Other Awesome Cards

• Speeding is fun and exciting.
• What if cows were lesbians?
• You're like twice as smart as pudding.
• If your penis were any smaller, it would be a penisn't
• I wear my sunglasses at night because the sun never sets on being a badass.
• I'm a musician.
• What's the square root of a bicycle?
• Powdered donuts taste like magic.
• Knock, knock. Who's there? ... I just stole your wallet.