Other Awesome Cards

• It's taco night!
• Nursing home time!
• What's the square root of a bicycle?
• Speeding is fun and exciting.
• I wear my sunglasses at night because the sun never sets on being a badass.
• What if cows were lesbians?
• If your penis were any smaller, it would be a penisn't
• My birthday suit is all business.
• Your baby cave is now occupied.