Other Awesome Cards

• Fuck you if you don't like cheese.
• Let's get trashed and do gay stuff.
• I hope your colonoscopy goes penetratingly well.
• I'd like to slap your balls with a wooden spoon.
• Sometimes I just want to shoot you.
• I got us some lube.
• I want to touch your wiener.
• Care for a motorboat?
• Come at me, brony.
• I could just eat you up!