Other Awesome Cards

• Let's get trashed and do gay stuff.
• I'm going to kill you after we have sex.
• I want to touch your wiener.
• Sometimes I just want to shoot you.
• My birthday suit is all business.
• Your glasses are your best feature.
• I could just eat you up!
• I got us some lube.
• Care for a motorboat?
• Just wanted to remind you it's Valentine's Day.