Other Awesome Cards

• Sorry I thought you were Jewish.
• I'm sorry your ankle sprains so easily.
• Sorry video games got in the way of our love-making.
• I apologize for my honesty.
• Sorry for flipping over the Monopoly board and swearing at you.
• I apologize for checking out your cleavage indiscreetly.
• Sorry we can't be friends because you're a dickhead.
• So sorry for throwing up on you.
• I celebrated your birthday by getting drunk and forgetting to call you.