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"If your penis were any smaller, it would be a penisn't"
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Deep, deep thoughts, Hints / Reality Checks
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Karin says
Sep 17, 8:13pm
Aw. :) It's a wittle baby pee-pee.
ditkasbears84 says
Sep 17, 8:11pm
that's cold. even got the lil smokey on it.