Other Awesome Cards

• Would you mind cramming something painful up your ass?
• I got us some lube.
• Come at me, brony.
• Fuck you if you don't like cheese.
• Care for a motorboat?
• I want to touch your wiener.
• I'd like to slap your balls with a wooden spoon.
• Sometimes I just want to shoot you.
• Let's get trashed and do gay stuff.
• I could just eat you up!