Other Awesome Cards

• I could just eat you up!
• Powdered donuts taste like magic.
• I want to touch your wiener.
• Thank you for forcing me to try disgusting new food.
• Your cellulite makes me hungry.
• It's taco night!
• Fuck you if you don't like cheese.
• You're like twice as smart as pudding.
• Thanks for coming to my dinner party! Sorry about all the salmonella.