Other Awesome Cards

• Give me those cookies.
• It's taco night!
• I could just eat you up!
• I'm sorry I taught your toddler curse words.
• Thank you for forcing me to try disgusting new food.
• I want to touch your wiener.
• Your cellulite makes me hungry.
• Fuck you if you don't like cheese.
• Sorry we can't be friends because you're a dickhead.
• So sorry for throwing up on you.