What is an omg! e-card?

If you are looking for sincere, ooey-gooey cards for sharing intimate feelings you are probably lost.

The omg! in omg! e-cards refers to the response a lot of people have the hilarious, unexpected, no-holds-barred quality we try to put into every card.

If you hold anything sacred, feel squeamish about bodily functions, don't like poking fun at people, or feel reserved about anything, this site is probably not for you.

On the other hand, if:

• you're entertained by the absurd, sarcastic, irreverent, and vulgar
• you've been looking for a way to tell someone that their existence makes you want to garrote yourself
• you think the problem with most cards is the whole sincerity thing
• you're a little warped

Then, you've come to right place. Welcome.